Marshallcrit

A person who will bitch and complain about you being "whipped". However this persons definition of the word is skewed, and anytime an accomplice hangs out with a bitch/boy they label them whipped.

**They essense of a Marshallcrit is the irony in their relationships, in which they are completely whipped, and deny it.**

They are usually lost forever to the male population despite awkwad attempts to reintegrate.

Day 1
Marshallcit- Duuude your so whipped. if i had a girlfriend i would be in charge, i would say when were chillin, i wouldnt do shit for her, etc...
Day 2 or whatever
Person A- Yo were havin a bro sesh you said you were coming last week.
Marshallcrit- Dude my girlfriend wants to chill today i cant now. I know you dont want me to bring her but ill get her a ride somehow. i even boughta gay turquoise v-neck to make her happy. Anyways she only lets me out of my basement on wednesdays.

by ihatesevens May 30, 2011

Marshall Hebert

A pretty chile guy and cooler then stefan

Wow Marshall Hebert is so chile way cooler then stefan

by Pooswapper September 6, 2011

marshmallow fingers

What happens to the fingers of amateur guitarists who play for three hours in a row without a break. Their delicate wittle finger tips just can't handle those metal strings and they get all puffy and tingly...and look and feel like marshmallows.

Larry: Dude, I played the guitar for like 3 hours today!

Rick: OMG! You have marshmallow fingers...

Larry: I know. I guess I need to man up a little and practice more, right?

by frozengrapes151.4 September 24, 2012

marsalsa

A boss ass b*tch. Some one who is always ready to turn up. Marsalsa is a beautiful girl who has attitude and swag.

Your dope, like Marsalsa.

by Mcs January 9, 2014

Marshmallow suprise

When a guy's cum is so thick it has the viscosity of a marshmallow

Brianna: How was it last night?

Alex: I almost choked, he gave me a marshmallow suprise

by Suprise Muthafucka February 5, 2014

marsalay

Pretty much the most oblivious hoe you will ever meet. She uses people because she thinks she has something over them, when in reality people get fed-up and tired of her very quickly. Once one is finally done with her shit,she acts amazed and confused typically spewing "Can you believe that?"

I'm so tired of that girl who only calls me when she needs something, and she not even a 10. Oh you mean Marsalay?

by Timmyturt September 7, 2014

Marshalling

To obsess over mulching your yard constantly.

Brian was Marshalling again this weekend.

by The Great Beardman May 12, 2015