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John Nintendo 

The personification of the Nintendo video game company. This imagined individual is solely responsible for all decisions made by the company, and can thus be targeted for any grievances in the larger gaming community.

The term appears to originate from content creation collective Vinesauce -- the founder, Vinny's, channel specifically.
"I can't believe John Nintendo is charging seventy dollars for a Gamecube port."
John Nintendo by lyricalllama June 17, 2023
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John Dudesmen

You are a traitor to the Imperium John Dudesmen!

Nuh uh.
John Dudesmen by MAJACKS91 July 11, 2023
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john cock 

a real alpha chad that embraces masculinity. typically buff and rich and a REAL military man😈
person 1: did you hear that terry coaches the mighty shark dodgeball team?

person 2: yeah, he’s a real john cock!
john cock by coachterryCHAD July 14, 2023

John Walker Effect 

Coined by Twitter user @buggy_con, the John Walker Effect is when in any form of media, the writers unintentionally make the antagonist characters

-Far more entertaining
-Far more believable as characters
-More sympathetic

-More heroic than the stale and downright evil protagonists/heroes

Typically you will see the writers project all the attributes they view as evil onto these characters in order to make a straw man to pit against their oh so perfect heroes. However, this unintentionally causes these characters to be beloved by the audience (or at least a section of the audience who believe that the ideas they embody are good), for they are the only ones who

-Call out the protagonists' bullshit for what it is
-Have actual ideas and motivations that aren't selfish
-In some way or other represent the ideal of the ideology they embody (since a writer cannot tear down an idea without first building it up)

Oftentimes these characters have to be amped up to cartoonish levels of evil in order to try and make the audience root against them, which usually does not end up working and in some cases just makes the audience love them more.
Rorschach from Watchmen, Tyler Durden from Fight Club, and Colonel Quaritch from Avatar are all examples of villains that suffer from the John Walker Effect.
John Walker Effect by janh47 July 23, 2023

John Kramer

Main antagonist in the SAW series who his baby died, tried to commit suicide but failed and got diagnosed with brain cancer
Also a cool chillass guy… who kills with awesome traps
Jigsaws real name is John Kramer
John Kramer by SmashHitGamuh August 3, 2023

John F. Kennedy High School 

The most gangster, cholo school in the whitest neighborhood. Consists of 2,000 Mexicans, 700 Blacks, 300 Asian, and 30 White Kids. Has a bad reputation for lock downs that last all afternoon just because a group of cholos came to the attendance office
no example for john f. kennedy high school
The act of willingly giving your bros a blowjob because they've had a rough week.
Hey I could really use a John ha
john ha by Cornmuffin391 March 30, 2016