jacob monk

Has an amazing and beautiful wife!
His favorite words are geeeee!, snips, chips, MOTH!, chippa, rascal, sizzla, meat hamma, hem rota, and ATOR MEH which is hem rota spelled backwards.
Loves his wife, fishin, huntin, welding, and his bad ass Ford f-150.
Red seal fine cut natural is what this rascal dips.

Jacob monk is an awesome chippa!

by Gatorgar December 21, 2016

jacob Ralphs

he is a cheater + player

Jacob Ralphs : he wanna go out with me
you: sure
8 hours later
he goes out with another girl

by agreatgal September 13, 2022

jacob

a homophobic asshole who makes fun of lesbians and then jerks off to lesbian porn and looks like a fish he's a common eighth-grade asshole who makes sex jokes and says the n-word

Jacob: ew haha lesbians
Kate: don't you watch lesbian porn

by comard lesbian July 14, 2020

Jacob

Either a tall kid who has curly hair , and bad breath or a kid who does devious giggles.

Jacob your over reacting

by Dherky November 30, 2022

jacob

a bi-sexual male known for looking like edna and loves dogs dressed in g-strings. He looks like a typical pedo and has pizza every night cause his family is to lazy to cook

oi look its "Jacob" he must have sex with dogs

by the bois r back September 19, 2018

Jacob fultz

A GREAT friend and brother. Jacob really loves to play games and hang out with his pals. Football with the boys are a big part of him

Did you see Jacob fultz got into a fight with Dillion?!

by Firsttidescribe September 12, 2023

Jacob

Jacob has a huge dick he knows how to please any girl in the world with his 10 inch cock. When he just puts the tip in it makes you scream so loud the Koreans hear it and think it as an attack. So the Koreans nuke the United States. If you wanna fuck Jacob make sure you can handle his 10 inch magic wand. He usually has brown hair and a great athlete. Very cute and funny. If you get yourself a Jacob your very lucky cuz he’s worth millions.

Girl 1- Jacob is so fucking hot we fucked last night and he made me moan so loud I just wanna go back to yesterday
Girl 2- Omg your so lucky I had a big crush on him for so long
Girl 3- Girllllll I know we fucked before and he pleased me and we got caught he had to run and jump out my window my dad shot Jacob with a shotgun but missed
Girl 1- If you want I can ask if he wants a foursome with all of us you guys down?
Girl 2&3- OF COURSE ANYTIME

by Im awesome 404 May 15, 2019