Jacob is a big chad, he makes people fall to their knees when they see his ugly mug. He snaps anyones arms if they look at him funny. He knows where u live so watch out. He has 700 hot babes.
Random hot babe: Hi jacob.
Jacob: yo wots up peng ting hop on my mobility scooter and we hed down my crib ye
Jacob: yo wots up peng ting hop on my mobility scooter and we hed down my crib ye
by Umpa lumpa December 06, 2020
by fortnite incredible May 24, 2018
jacob is a guy who is everything.yiu can’t miss him he’s just great. but he’s a heart breaker..sooo try not to fall for a jacob.i did and i’m broken inside
by poopyhead9 November 15, 2019
Jacobs are a weird type of breed of human, they tend to have a sexual attraction to spice and life their life on it. A Jacob tends to have underboob fetishes and like to touch girls underboobs. Jacobs are also very determined and are sexy beasts.
Ethan: Yoo Jacob is whack fam, he be packin those spices tho he a spice master fr.
Nick: ah fr tho spiceeeeeee
Nick: ah fr tho spiceeeeeee
by Nick P from Hamilton ON November 01, 2019
Usually the small kid, usually multiple in one class and sometimes in one friend group usally good at basketball.
Person 1: You know Jacob?
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: The small one
Person 2: There both small!
Person 1: oh yeah 🙃
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: The small one
Person 2: There both small!
Person 1: oh yeah 🙃
by Oscar Oscar Commins August 29, 2019
why are you being a jacob
by massmanjunk December 18, 2018