jesus lines

The V on a mans lower torso leading from above his hips to his crotch. Said to come from the many illustrations of Jesus on the cross, with his lines prominant and somewhat enticing.

"Damn, did you see the Jesus lines on him? They lead right to the prize."

by Zac(no h) August 11, 2006

Jesus Ranch

Don't visit such a ranch, otherwise you may fall in love with a big potato when you start to dance in France. And it smells of shit.

I'm taking a walk in the woods... it's nice outside. Smells of shit.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 6, 2003

jesusified

a person who dosent face reality and thinks everything is always ok because jesus is "there" usually overly happy and their answer to everything is "god made it so" or "jesus loves you"

mary is one hot babe, dude stay away, she's jesusified

by shadowjedi November 11, 2003

JESTACY

It sounds like a drug, it has similar effects to a drug, but the irony is that its not actually a drug. When you've high on life, and everyone else suspects you're on drugs, Thats when you're on JESTACY

-"Dude, are you on drugs?!"
-"if you count JESTACY- i'm high on life!"

by Tiffany & Co January 27, 2009

jesus chin

A dumb ass shrub with a chin so ugly Jesus would hate it. This dudes chin looks worse than fricken kazoo kid on crack.

Look at dat fool, he gots a Jesus chin. DUMB JEW

by Definition demon February 11, 2017

Jesse

He's always there when you need him. He is funny kind and like a knight in shining armor. He has a charming personality very intelligent and the kind of guy you want at your side. He is soft and gentle but at the same time, he is manipulative and dangerous.

Jesse 😇😈

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 6, 2020

Kanye Jest

Any joke or play on Kanye's infamous hijacking of the mic.

Bob: Hey i bet kanye is gonna bust into the birth of your first child.

Tyler: Thats not funny. Kanye jests are so old right now.

by gusfacer September 19, 2009