humpbang

Some nasty chick who humps shit till she cums in public. Like all the way public. Completely visible to people.

DUDE LISA JUST HUMPBANGED HER NOTEBOOK IN THE HALLWAY

by Jembus Crust September 16, 2022

Humper flumper

A guy who drinks period blood to enhance his physical attributes

Bro stay away from frank, hes a humper flumper. He'll eat your pussy blood

by Jack frapper August 5, 2022

Humpbumps

The new CDC-approved name for Monkeypox.

My friend Jeff got humpbumps from a rave in Chicago

by Jawwnny August 19, 2022

humphler

vocally an idiot.

kevin is never right about anything he says he is such a humphler

by If I was home November 19, 2022

humptyrump

when you smash someone so hard that they pass out for a couple seconds

bro, i absolutely humptyrumped my girlfriend last night

fr no one asked

by kid stealer November 24, 2022

Humpty dumpty

Spittin image of Shea kearns

Person:have you seen Shea kearns

Person 2: Aye head on him like Humpty Dumpty

by Crt November 26, 2022

Humpty

The fuel of nightmares, typically an egg or a previous English king.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.

by poroekd October 13, 2022