Hug The Floor

To wait something out while having as little impact on society, economy and the universe as possible.

Until my check can clear and get a better place, I’m going to rent a hotel room and hug the floor.

by anonymous January 10, 2026

Hugging Contest

When two guys don't know how to fight, and they're just holding each other and kinda slapping occasionally.

"These bitches don't know how to throw a punch..."

"Mane, they have a hugging contest."

by nealestrigga January 20, 2025

Blue collar hug

When you use the toilet at work and the seat is still warm from the last person that used it.

Someone just have me a blue collar hug

by Billiam Cosby January 23, 2025

London Hug

A hug where both participants stab each other

Guy1: What are those two guys doing with those knives?! Should we call the police?
Guy2: Nah, just a London Hug mate.

by hugunu January 27, 2025

dad hugs

A phrase your girlfriend will use when 17 Nigerian men are having sex with your girlfriend.

He gives me such good dad hugs! I got great sleep after this!

by Udictions February 3, 2025

Bagel Hug

When one bagel has more cream cheese/butter than the other, so you have to smush them together to evenly distribute the spread.

“If you smush two bagels together, is that a Bagel Hug?”
“Yes”

by Señor Glumbo February 12, 2025

Thug hug

The act of whipping it out and intertwining it around the homie's.

"What the fuck are you doing?" Nothing? Just trying to give you a thug hug!

by fellowperson1 March 4, 2025