Hurt Horny

A state of being in which a person is so horny, it hurts.

Person 1: Hey dude, you okay? You've been acting a little off lately.
Person 2: Yeah, I good. Just hurt horny, that's all.
Person 1: Damn, my condolences.

by mommymilky0303 May 23, 2022

Corny Horny

Watching corny movies and imagining corny situations while also simultaneously feeling horny.

Can also be described as being in the mood for passionate sex.

- I'm just in this kind of mood...
- What kind?
- Corny Horny.

by Agatha_K August 18, 2022

weird horny

When someone gets horny to the point it gets weird/uncomfortable for the rest of that persons group

Damn, after that last drink Ryan got weird horny last night. It made all the girls get uncomfortable

by It.b.knowledge October 14, 2022

Prison horny

When it's been so long that anything looks sexy

I haven't fucked in so long mannn I'm prison horny!

by Prison Pete October 17, 2022

Big horny

The actions of always being really horny in a almost fever like way.

Dave has come down with a case of the big horny and needs to be operated on stat

by Dydgehe January 12, 2023

Elkhart horny

An intensified state of sexual arousal after burning a bad one, a parking lot beat down, and a side of Penn station east coast subs French fries!

Let’s go to Penn Starion east coast subs for date night babe, I’m hoping to get you Elkhart Horny tonight!

by DetroitSportsGuy February 15, 2023

Laugh horny

It’s being so sensitive that things that aren’t funny still make you laugh until you cry. Like the kind of laugh when you can’t breathe, and you start to pee yourself because of something stupid Chandler said.

I’m sorry 😅 I know that kid face planting isn’t funny *cough* 🤣 but I’m just so fucking laugh horny right now - 😂 *cough*

by Jamchef81 March 31, 2023