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Clothing Drive

When two parties swap articles of clothing while driving
I almost ran a red light while having a clothing drive last night.
by Tippy212 July 4, 2016
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Bad driver

by nicopico March 2, 2020
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Mercedes driver

Nicest drivers on the road. Are probably rich and on the older side. Complete opposite of BMW and Audi drivers. Always let you onto the road.
I was stuck in a layby for 30 minutes waiting to enter the main road, luckily a nice Mercedes driver came and let me onto the main road
by kenneth flatley October 10, 2021
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Pave My Driveway

The act of a man receiving oral sex from a man.
Tony said, "I'm going to hire Luke one day to pave my driveway."
by Hardhat312 July 10, 2009
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anal drive

The attraction from one man penus to another mans arse, and up and through every ventrical. It could also mean the drive right up the anus crack, and beyond.
Jim:"Ahhhhhhhhhh, i have got a hankering to anal drive you Bob".
Bob:"I guess it is what i always say, when in Rome".
Guss:"What the fuck are you talking about you two queers, we aren't even in Rome".
by Paul Mc D February 4, 2006
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Dried out

1. A symptom of abstinence (often involuntary) found in males who have been devoid of sexual intimacy for an interim of 6 months or more.

2. Subsidiary of dry spell.
Dr. Virile: Are you sexually active?

Mr. Sadpeep: NO I haven't gotten any in like 7 months...

Dr. Virile: I see, so this fatigue and trouble urinating started recently?

Mr. Sadpeep:Yeah Doc, do you know whats wrong with me?

Dr. Virile: unfortunately son you are dried out, my diagnosis is D.O.S: Dried out syndrome.

Mr. Sadpeep: OH MY GOD.

Dr. Virile: Its serious but treatable, I'm going to write a prescription for a beautiful woman, its a drug know as nymphotrin and it counteracts your symptoms by satisfying sexual impulses...just apply it to your penis and you should be fine, if your condition worsens you may be gay, then I advise a stronger dosage of another drug. In any case somebody needs to hit that, get down, and rock your cock, capisce?
by DeViOuSdml April 23, 2008
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Mini Driver

The non-alcoholic analogue to the Screw Driver. Mini Drivers are typically composed of 3 parts orange juice and one part seltzer.
My stomach is a bit off today so I will pass on the gin and simply take a Mini Driver.
by Ocram April 28, 2003
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