Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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People who either cluelessly or knowingly cannot drive properly. Female bad drivers tend to cluelessly do a bad job, while male bad drivers tend to drive poorly because they're assholes and don't care about others. Bad drivers kill many innocent people every day. Some countries, like the US, Russia, and China are infested with bad drivers, while other places like Europe, India, Africa, Latin America etc tend to have better drivers.

95% of car accidents have their roots from bad drivers. Many people needlessly die, including bad drivers themselves. So next time you honk at someone who runs a stop sign and almost hits you, don't feel too bad, because maybe next time they do it there will be a kid on a bike instead of you there.
Bad Drivers are perhaps society's most common annoyance.
by jack209 August 24, 2020
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If you drive a BMW X3 and have a horrible country playlist, and your name happens to be Kenna... then you’re most likely a bad driver... sorry to break it to you.. but hey get a bike and you will never have to pay for gas again. And lives won’t be in danger!
by tatermif January 01, 2021
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People who for one reason or another, simply cannot grasp the simple skill of driving, but ignore that fact and get behind the wheel anyways, putting others at risk. To put it simply, sometimes I think a dog could drive better than them.

Most of them are complete assholes who have no consideration for politeness or the law. Some of them are just plain stupid and oblivious. Bad drivers usually think they're good, and get butthurt when someone confronts them by honking at them.

Now, I'm not being sexist or anything, but bad drivers tend to be dis proportionally women. On the other hand, asshole drivers tend to be men. Female bad drivers tend to just be clueless, while male bad drivers tend to be assholes who know that they're doing a bad job but don't care because it only harms others.
These bad drivers cut me off and stand at green lights when all I want to do is drive to work. DMV needs to stop issuing licences to these assholes.
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by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020
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Grown adults who can't master the incredibly simple skill of putting your hands on the steering wheel and applying pressure on the gas with their feet, or using the insane innovative gadget known as a turn signal, or understand what a red octagon sign means. Thanks to them, the roads are a battleground where driving properly yourself isn't enough to be safe. You're lucky to go even a day without running into someone who totally messes up something simple on the road. We all mess up sometimes, it's understandable, but if you're constantly hearing horns, you may just be a bad driver, so please get off the road until you learn how to drive properly. Also, no one over the age of 85 should drive. It's irresponsible and dangerous.
Bad Drivers are annoying. It's no longer possible to drive in peace, and following the rules is no longer enough.
by broke ass happy man October 22, 2020
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