doorknob

Alternate of darn it, except people think you're crazy.

Bob: "We don't have any money."
George: "Doorknob!"
Bob: ????

by I'llprobabblybarelyusethisacc May 16, 2021

Doorknobdeals

Doorknob deals is a person I’ve known for…I don’t fucking know but I love them 😈⁉️

I love doorknobdeals

by Nannofanclub June 8, 2021

Door knob

Every body gets their turn

That hoe was like a door knob we all got a turn to open her up

by Macdaddyrob June 11, 2021

Doorknob

An item that can keep your door from opening randomly.

Doorknob is good though mine broke. :(

by Someweirddude2010 June 24, 2021

door knob

a interesting way to point out the head of a males penis.

Bro, your door knob is sticking out!

by fat kirby June 29, 2021

Doofty Hoofty

Upgraded version of hoofty doofty. When your more angry or annoyed than hoofty doofty.

Calcium 1: You know this that and the other
Calcium 2: When?
Calcium 1: When what?
Calcium 2: When did I ask?
Calcium 1: What was the point in that for god sake!
Calcium 2: Ooh scary, someone’s getting doofty hoofty.

by hydrated_calcium July 8, 2021

Door

Magical infinitely awesome object that swings open and is the opposite of you.

You’re a door

by The Russian government July 9, 2021