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Urban Dictionary 

A place where people go to to figure out definitions of words. Words that people commonly look up include, sex, drugs, weed, homosexuality, purple penises, and dead babies. The site is mainly visited by deranged pedophiles trying to learn the slang of the younger generation so they can masturbate and say words out loud like "rad" or "cool" or "roflmfaobbq". So, take caution when viewing this website, as masturbating pedophiles could be masturbating as you read definitions from this site.
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Urban Dictionary Users 

Liberals who can't understand how to use a comedy website. Note the fact that not all liberals do this, just the ones who feel the need to interject their political views into everything because they think that Donald Trump will magically decide to step down because some people cried about it on the internet
I'm a liberal, but these Urban Dictionary Users are being so annoying.

Urband Dictionary Gold 

You should make a dictionary where you put all these little definitions based of opinions together to give the true urban meaning of. A word,NAME, phrase

it should be based of this but

chosen for the most unbiased and thoughout definitions .

Should also do a urban dictionary just based off names some of these are out dated need to clean the system
We need a new Urband dictionary gold.

Urban Dictionary  

the coolest thing online
who ever invented it is a genius
Urban Dictionary is sick man!
Urban Dictionary by Sharon Miller February 20, 2009

urban dictionary 

The sexiset site for all the information u need in life

urban dictionary 

If you are really searching for the NAME urban dictionary while on the SITE urban dictionary than you need to get a life.
Find a hobby if you are looking up the name urban dictionary while on the site urban dictionary.

Urban Dictionary voting section 

A subsection of www.urbandictionary.com that allows you to vote on what definitions are put on the website, this feature seems pretty cool until it makes you vote on the same definition ten times in a row.
*furious clicking sound*
Tim: Aargh!
Kevin: What's wrong?
Tim: My hand is cramping from voting on "Liquor fish" too many times.
Kevin: Why Urban Dictionary voting section, why