cheesy beard

When you get face fucked and the jizz solidifies to form a beard. Ferment for extra enjoyment.

I face fucked your mum last night. By the end she had a cheesy beard upstairs and down.

by Cheesybearddudr May 28, 2017

Purity Beard

When a woman's pubic hair has grown to the point that nobody is willing to dig through the bushes.

Did you hook up with Janet ?
No man, her purity beard had lint in it and scared me off.

by Madric44 July 7, 2017

el beardo

The name is given to the most dominant of men who in which is seen as a person with a beard that is able to grow out of control.

Charles totally had an "El Beardo" at vid con this year.

by Writer159B July 25, 2017

nare beard

When a person's nose hair is exceptional overgrown and densely protruding from the nose as to form a beard hanging from their nostrils.

John: I couldn't pay attention to what Mr Groso was saying, his nare beard was too distracting.
Sean: If he didn't stop talking I was going to grab him by his nare beard and drag him out of here.

by Pablo DePaco August 30, 2017

cambodian beard

When a girl is sucking your dick, and just before you cum, you jam her head down on your cock and shit, then it flows onto her chin and she has a Cambodian beard.

Cambodian beard. Shitty job.

by JoeblowLids April 19, 2018

The Bearded Chin Wonder

A fury man-ape with a beard that connects to his ponytail to form a lions mane. He is known to hide shatter covered blunts in his hair to avoid detection while sneaking into concerts.

Oooohh shit its Ilian the motha fucking Bearded Chin Wonder!!!

Loc-"Who's bringing the beers?"
Me-"The Bearded Chin Wonder"

by Ebonizzle September 29, 2017

urban beardsman

A gentleman sporting a beard and man bun ,likes essential oils and works for the police or law in some fashion.

Cathy was getting paranoid upon spotting so many urban beardsman at the fair

by Puddyboot September 30, 2017