Mitchell wagers 

Biggest loser you will ever meet. Chronically depressed

See that kid looking at memes he's such a mitchell wagers

Mitchell wagers by Albert Magnus October 20, 2016

jack wagon 

Word affectionately used by the BEST Funcle.

"Stop being a jack wagon Brody!" -Uncle Josh

jack wagon by Funcle's Sister-In-Law April 19, 2018

Shit-wagon 

A person who sucks at life; any individual who is less of a person than others; a useless human being

That lying sack of assholes is a real shit-wagon.

Shit-wagon by Carter Lanecrest April 20, 2018

Family wagon 

Where a guy fists a girl and stick two fingers in the asshole. Kind of like a family wagon, ya know room all 7! Maybe a dog if ya lucky.

I gave her the full family wagon bro!

Family wagon by freaky niquey December 1, 2017

fuck waggot 

T British version of being a douche bag or an absolute anal whore

Trump your a damn fuck waggot

fuck waggot by sup_my_dudes April 24, 2018

Hand Waggle

Hand job

We didn't go all the way, but I got a quick hand waggle in the car.

Hand Waggle by Russell Moobs March 19, 2020

Scally wagon 

Secret code word used to indicate you want to have sex with someone other than your wife.

Yo Amanda, are we scally wagon 3 later?

Scally wagon by snaggletooth July 24, 2020