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stinky waffle

when a guy takes a shit on a girls stomach then presses down on it with a tennis racket to make the shit look like a waffle
"what are you doing?"
"just giving my girl a stinky waffle"
by sexual_waffles October 9, 2016
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KFC WAFFLE BACON CHINA MAN EATS BOOPY

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KFC WAFFLE BACON CHINA MAN EATS BOOPY is great
by Kirbo the man September 24, 2019
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Waffling

Carrying dangerous contraband such as guns, knives, or shanks.
Tyler: Are you waffling?
Danny: Uuh, yeah?
Tyler: SECURITY!
by iD R O ii Dz April 15, 2010
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Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone elses mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.
Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."
by Tomentos July 24, 2024
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waffle wench

The best like eva word eva , A adjective originating from the words wench and waffle. It can be used as a power ful insult
That waffle wench ate my waffles
We r well ard chavs n u are a waffle wench
by flamoog April 25, 2005
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Waffle Stomper

When you stomp poop down the shower drain
Hey Waffle Stomper you left some poop
by Summe.galaxy.231 October 16, 2020
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The Waffling Tomas

When an uncircumcised man (Preferably a Tomas) cums but pinches his foreskin to make a balloon, and then proceeds to arrange his body in a way where it lands on his face, eating it all.
1: “Wheres T-man at”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”
by Xiaopinglingding November 30, 2024
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