Titty warbler. 

Someone who when confronted with large breasticles begins to warble in a Florence and the machine type tone. Also an unofficial FIFA approved insult when an opponent scores a jew goal.

1) "she's got big tits" ... " waahhhhhhhhhhaaahhhhh"
2) why do you always jew goal you massive Titty Warbler. (northern insult only)

Titty warbler. by Tittymagician November 14, 2012

Titty Propriety 

Etiquette of Modern Day Love Making. Titty Proprietybreast ownership comes about when a male lover or sexual partner proclaims the female sexual partner's breasts as his own, maybe forever or as long as the session lasts. Often the female partner will, as a maneuver to enhance the male arousal complex, tell the male that her breasts are his, only his, or some other foreplay dialogue nonsense to stimulate the heat of the moment. She may really intend for her words to be true....or not. And he may have the same notion. Afterall, we live in the Age of 2000+ when we were promised to all be driving flying cars, or pigs.

Steven, these titties are yours!!!!! Yours only!!!! You have Titty Propriety!!!!!

Darlin', Daniella, please let me have the reign of titty propriety, I will sell your milk to no one but me!!!!

Oh, Jenna, Oh, Frank, whoops! They just fell out! Will you take my titties and make them yours and yours only? Oh, my love, keep them from forever falling out the way that they do?

Titty Propriety by Sertyardheart February 21, 2013

titty tricks 

It's a woman clever way to fake her cleavage.

- Did you saw jenny in the party last night?

- Yes, nice titty tricks!!

titty tricks by Hapossay July 14, 2013

Titty Twister 

When you pinch someone's nipple and twist it.

Like when Rhett got angry with Scarlett and have her a titty twister and said " worry about it now."

Titty Twister by Embers Fire August 27, 2013

titty forest 

Situation where a female refuses to prune the hair around her breast...

When intent on nipple stimulation using ones teeth...one encounters titty forest, resulting in hair between their teeth...

titty forest by fireplug February 17, 2014

Titty-to-pretty ratio

Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.

I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.

Titty-to-pretty ratio by negutits June 24, 2014

Titty Dam 

As you're about to ejaculate, the girl blocks off your urethra with her tits, effictively blocking the evacuation of sperm and causing intense pain.

*Created by Reid W.

Connor: Hey man, why are you mad?

Kasey: I pissed off Sally and she Titty Dammed me.

Titty Dam by Swag Mastur November 20, 2014