by Three toilet paper December 10, 2021
Get the Three toilet paper emojis mug.The helper in charge of your paper route or delivery routes who sits in the drivers seat to avoid traffic violation write-ups. They are the king's advocate and secobd in command.
Guy 1:" Dam dude how did you manage to hit up all the stops on time without any citations?"
Guy 2: "it's dave, he's my toilet spotter while im out delivering pay stubs."
Guy 2: "it's dave, he's my toilet spotter while im out delivering pay stubs."
by Capuchin for Hire December 20, 2021
Get the TOILET Spotter mug.When a male's penis is large enough it may touch the toilet bowl or water while taking a number 2. Instinctively your first reaction is to move your penis back instantly resulting in a toilet tap.
by Curioxity December 22, 2021
Get the Toilet Tap mug.by juju_OKC December 27, 2021
Get the Doilet toilet mug."I'm gonna go use the toilet, to shit" -man
"Damn my ass is blown away after using that toilet" -woman
"Damn my ass is blown away after using that toilet" -woman
by milk.exe May 16, 2022
Get the toilet mug.When the toilet is clogged with toilet paper, so you've flushed it over and over until you're at the point where you have no idea if the weight from the water will finally flush it or if the toilet's gonna overflow. That near-future toilet now exists in a superposition of being flushed and overflowing on the floor with your shit, so your planning brain has to treat it like both outcomes have happened (toilet superposition) as you pull the handle.
With that flush, I had come to the point of Schrödinger's Toilet. It was salvation or death. There was no turning back now.
by SeagullSpit May 21, 2022
Get the Schrödinger's Toilet mug.a toilet is a great use in the house. it is good to drink shit on and put viniger in! i love toilets❤️
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