fish slap

when someone needs to calm the front door down....and they wont stop so you have to slap them with a fish..perferably in the face.

Lys was being overdramatic so we had to fish slap her.

by boots wit furr February 17, 2008

a slap in the face

(n.) A situation where a mighty powers' will has been denied.

Germanys' re-armament was a slap in the face for the Treaty of Versaille members, although they chose to do nothing about it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

shit slap

when you go swimming with a person in an ocean/lake/wavepool. Swim in front of them and take a shit. the wave will carry the shit and slap the person behind you.

You: Goddamn man did you seriously just shit slap me???

he: Well we do have to take advantage of the waves huh?

by danithebanani August 07, 2011

Fuck slap

When a couple stops during sexual interactions to spit on eAchothers hands then proceeds to slap eachothers private parts.

Last night me and maria used a good fuck slap to wake are sexual experience, it's was extremely weird I have to admit.

by Adam berrizzle February 03, 2009

Seman slap

When you masturbate and blow your load on your hand and slap the that bitch next to you with the same hand getting it all over her face.

After having a one night stand with some dirty butt. I seman slapped her the next morning to show her who the boss was.

by Dr. Funkdaddyfunk August 07, 2012

bonga slap

when a man with a bonga gets it out and starts slaping people with it

fuck off or ill bonga slap you

by aaron October 08, 2003

slap the baby

To leave early.

Because she was too tired to stay at the party, Jill wanted to slap the baby and go to bed.

by Penndog July 17, 2012