Definitions by Yellow-Dart

Chi-town Crab Dangle 

When a man hides behind a bush at night and waits for a person to walk by and then jumps out and crab dangles the person by knocking the victim on to the ground and repeatedly teabagging his/her face whilst making the motion of crab claws opening and closing with his hands.

Gina: I had a great night last night.
Kirsten: Oh? What'd you do?
Gina: I walked through a really long secluded path and got Chi-town Crab Dangled by 6 different dudes!
Kirsten: You're such a skeever

Chi-town Crab Dangle by yellow-dart June 1, 2007

Penadow 

The Shadow of a man's penis

Hey, your penadow is showing!

Penadow by Yellow-Dart March 27, 2007

Penadow Slap 

The slapping of someone in the face with one's penadow (shadow of a penis). Sort of related to a mushroom slap but far worse and more humiliating.

Where's Joe?
He got penadow slapped the other week and he's still recovering.

Penadow Slap by Yellow-Dart March 27, 2007