YOU SUCK AT URBAN DICTIONARY!

You know what? I do.

I think I have a total of two or three thumbs up as of this posting. No, I am not a complete failure, but I do suck at Urban Dictionary.

YOU SUCK AT URBAN DICTIONARY! by Diggity Monkeez January 10, 2005

the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself 

In large corporations it is imperative to understand that the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself if your goal is to move up the ladder.

Excuse me, Derek? The bosses cock isn't going to suck itself.

the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself by milfhunter37 March 31, 2003

U suck 

For some reason not on the urban dictionary until now

Person 1: well humans breath air

Person 2: well u suck

U suck by Supa hot yeeter March 5, 2021

What the suck!?? 

A question and exclamation describing the negative in something, showing a measure of something that sucks.

This month's movies has country fried remakes of Footloose, steampunk Musketeers and a whiny emo soundtrack to the game Batman Arkham City. What the suck!??

What the suck!?? by BondDave October 21, 2011

go suck a tailpipe 

Go kill yourself (1990s) used by Bill Hicks to encourage advertising folks to go off themselves.

Go suck a tailpipe

go suck a tailpipe by Trolledu June 29, 2015

find a dick to suck 

find a dick to suck to tell someone to find a dick and stuff their yap trap with a dick so you dont have to hear them a not so nice profane way to tell someone to shutup

dude you stole stuff from my car last night

man i did not steal anything from your car go find a dick to suck

dude you are up tight over a joke

man some joke find you a dick and stuff your yap trap with a dick

find a dick to suck by littlejimmie March 3, 2019

Go suck an egg 

Phrase finder suggests that the saying originates from the dictionary definition of the term "suck-egg" which refers to:

- An animal that is reputed to suck eggs, e.g. a weasel; figuratively. an avaricious person.

It is also considered to be a dismissive insult similar to the term fuck off but is less abrasive.

TL;DR

It's a less-abrasive dismissive insult intended to be directed at someone who is being greedy.

Carl:(eating a tub of pudding)
Jane:...(saving two snack packs of pudding)
Carl: "Can I have some of your pudding?"(still eating his pudding)
Jane: "Go suck an egg."

Go suck an egg by synonys March 12, 2019