stats

Meaningless stuff: AKA statistics

Useful stats: Over 600% of drivers don't drive!

by Trust November 5, 2003

United States of America

The Worlds only Real Superpower. The toughest mother fuckers on earth. Everyone is hard workin, gets there jobs done, and fucks up any contry that screws with it.

Hey have you heard about the united states of america?.....wtf do you think (radiated Japaneese man)

by Silver Soldier November 30, 2011

Statutory ape

What a pedophile might say when referring to assaulting a hairy minor.

-"I like em' young and hairy call that Statutory ape."
-"The only thing I'm calling is the fucking cops!"

by Crackhead Professor January 20, 2022

United States

A country full of arrogant douchebags

I live in the United States.

by One Angry Brazilian May 7, 2018

Bureau of Labor Statistics

(US GOVERNMENT) bureau within the federal government of the United States; part of the Department of Labor. Measures unemployment, hours worked, hourly wages, inflation, productivity, and so on.

The Department of Labor was created as a result of the NLRA (1935), which gave workers the right to organize.

Yesterday the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) published its monthly report of hours worked. This revealed that, while employees are working more hours, unemployment has not declined and wages continue to decline.

by Abu Yahya July 15, 2010

United States Marine Corps

Unlike what most people say it is not "better" than the army or any other branch. Each branch has it's on set of jobs and application in times of war. If the Marines were the best (as most military illiterate people think) we wouldn't need anyone else. Also the statement of them being the toughest is almost completely untrue. The statement itself is too ambiguous. Most recruits make it through Marine BCT while other branches have more strenuous training regimen than the overrated "Crucible".

Me- "I train everyday in hopes in one day being a SEAL team member. The dropout from Indoctrination through BUD/s and SQT is over 95% so I'm not going to slack on any of my preparation."

Common Marine Fanboy who scored 10 below ASVAB standard-" Weak ass fag I'm joing the United States Marine Corps! OoORAaHh!!!"

by Delta_Lead April 25, 2009

statue of liberty

A Statue of Satan.Ironically it was given to America by the French.

The Statue of Liberty is an ugly, idolatrous eye sore.

by 4Q February 29, 2004