shit slap

when you go swimming with a person in an ocean/lake/wavepool. Swim in front of them and take a shit. the wave will carry the shit and slap the person behind you.

You: Goddamn man did you seriously just shit slap me???

he: Well we do have to take advantage of the waves huh?

by danithebanani August 7, 2011

Penadow Slap

The slapping of someone in the face with one's penadow (shadow of a penis). Sort of related to a mushroom slap but far worse and more humiliating.

Where's Joe?
He got penadow slapped the other week and he's still recovering.

by Yellow-Dart March 27, 2007

Fuck slap

When a couple stops during sexual interactions to spit on eAchothers hands then proceeds to slap eachothers private parts.

Last night me and maria used a good fuck slap to wake are sexual experience, it's was extremely weird I have to admit.

by Adam berrizzle February 3, 2009

bonga slap

when a man with a bonga gets it out and starts slaping people with it

fuck off or ill bonga slap you

by aaron October 8, 2003

chico slap

It is a derivation of the slap artform in which you slap someone by grabbing them from the back of their neck and bringing them into your backhand.

"Oh, you talking shit!!! *CHICO SLAP*
Sit down bitch, who's your daddy."

by Josh April 21, 2004

J-slap

A j-slap is when a romantic partner licks his or her hand and slaps a girls vajayjay (vagina) to lubricate and excite their partner.

Hey baby, let me help you out *licks his hand and gives her a j-slap.*

by kathom86 April 6, 2013

wad slap

beat off into your hand and walk up to an asshole and smak that faggot in the face

you wanna fuck on me?
yo fuck you nigga
gimme a minute
what u doin
smack!
wad slap bitch

by shark bait ho haha February 27, 2010