fat sausage cunt

A phrase that can be used any way, but mostly as an insult. Peppa pig called her mum a 'fat sausage cunt' in a voiceover episode of muddy puddles, hence the 'sausage' part. You can get away with insulting people with this and they may think you're being funny or talking shit

1) manz just told me to do one, what a fat sausage cunt
2) affectionately- you're my fat sausage Cunt

3) I've just eaten so much food, I'm such a fat sausage cunt. I've gotta have a fat shit now.

fat sausage cunt by GoFuckYourSelfCuntFace March 10, 2016

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Royal Sausage

When somebody pisses you off to the point were you grind up their entire family into mince meat, then stuff that meat into the person who pissed you off into their anus, making them become the Royal Sausage.

Sausagee: "What have you done to me?"
Sausager: "I grinded your entire family into meat and put them in your ass"
Sausagee: "What?"
Sausager: "you've become my Royal Sausage!"

Royal Sausage by Orgazm75 December 17, 2021