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Masturbating after a night of unsuccessful attempts to get laid, particularly after being cockblocked by either a friend or circumstances.

This typically occurs while stick drunk after getting home and then releasing the frustration out with a heavy session of jerking off and can lead to soreness or even swelling the next day.
Todd: "Oh man my dick still hurts from last night?"
Ben: "Oh so you DID get laid then hey?"
Todd: "Nah I missed out and then my ragebat got a little out of hand."
Ragebat by Kaemi July 12, 2011
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Ragesterbate

To become so enraged and then masturbate. That act is nearly unlawful to the individuals testicles.
Zutis became so angry over the lack of loot, he raged off of skype and ragesterbated, while screaming his own name.
Ragesterbate by Nasres December 3, 2011
When you get so raged, you simply explode.
I kept calling Lilly, Lilly. She said she'd ignore me if I did that. I must've called her it 1000 times. Eventually, she couldn't take it anymore and rageploded at me and couldn't ignore me anymore.
rageplode by baR September 3, 2012

Canadian Rager 

“the result of being punched in the dick enough times to induce a hardon
"wow, Johnny's girl has it out for him for leaving the dishes out....he got bagged in the dill so many times he's sporting a Canadian Rager"
Canadian Rager by canadianrager January 19, 2015

Major Rager 

a big, fun alcohol fueled party in a basement with a sock butler
Mallory went to a major rager last night and met a boy with a popcorn bucket on his head.
Major Rager by Juanita aka africa January 1, 2012

Rägerbomb 

Pronounced ""Ray-jer-bomb"

A Ragerbomb is a twist on the classic Jagerbomb, where instead of a shot of Jagermeister in a glass of Red Bull, it's a shot of Red Bull in a glass of Jagermeister.
"Hey man, I got so wasted last weekend it was unreal."

"Why, what were you drinking?"

"Ahh, the normal. But my mate forced me to drink three Rägerbombs, which completely fucked me over."

"Nice, I'll try one sometime"
Rägerbomb by Don'tAbuseMe October 5, 2009
Someone who is simultaneously raging mad and brilliant.
A raging genius. A mad scientist. An evil genius.
"He wasn't just smart, he was a flippin' ragenius...which is the most dangerous kind of genius there is!
ragenius by einsteinpunk March 10, 2011