by poonzilla234 August 22, 2009
Get the pocket pervmug. What driver or passenger of a car uses when he/she fails to get one of the few precious cupholders in a car, and is forced to put the ice cold drink between their legs, usually just below the crotch region.
Aww Man! i have to use my crotch pocket to hold on to my drink because my stupid Buick only has two cupholders for 5 people.
by MC Razzle Dazzle August 10, 2009
Get the Crotch Pocketmug. The impossible knot headphone cords seem to achieve while in a pocket. These knots form in a non-time sensitive manner. The difficulty of undoing them is proportional to how loud the background noise in a room or the importance of the phone call.
Hey, I'll call you back, it's really loud in here and I just pulled out a pocket knot that could've killed Houdini.
by 4noKateTour April 25, 2014
Get the Pocket Knotmug. A fart that is almost out of your ass but is stuck right at your asshole. Best taken care of by pulling your glutes in opposite direction.
by FuckedUpDrummer March 8, 2018
Get the Pocket fartmug. by Anonymous February 19, 2003
Get the Hot Pocketmug. There are several parts to this act, and it evolves over the course of several months. Please, do read on;
1. First, you shit in a large 1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week. Be sure to seal this in an even larger baggy, as to keep it from bursting prematurely. A good diet to get your shit to the right consistency is very spicy Indian food.
2. Next, you take said bag and put it under your furnace for about a month. Be sure to check it every once in a while. If you smell bad kung pao, then you know that you've got a mess to clean up.
3. After allowing the plastic to melt with it's age and heat exposure, you take this, by now moldy, sack of shit, and sneak up on a friend.
4. You tap this friend on the shoulder. As they turn around, you slap 'em right in the face with the sack. Because said sack is rather old and weak, it will involuntarily explode, covering you and your friend in a hot moldy residue of three months of carefully planned ANGER.
1. First, you shit in a large 1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week. Be sure to seal this in an even larger baggy, as to keep it from bursting prematurely. A good diet to get your shit to the right consistency is very spicy Indian food.
2. Next, you take said bag and put it under your furnace for about a month. Be sure to check it every once in a while. If you smell bad kung pao, then you know that you've got a mess to clean up.
3. After allowing the plastic to melt with it's age and heat exposure, you take this, by now moldy, sack of shit, and sneak up on a friend.
4. You tap this friend on the shoulder. As they turn around, you slap 'em right in the face with the sack. Because said sack is rather old and weak, it will involuntarily explode, covering you and your friend in a hot moldy residue of three months of carefully planned ANGER.
I hit Joel with an Italian Hot Pocket the other day. I don't think the smell will come off of him until all his skin has peeled off in another, oh, lets say three years.
by fubsish October 7, 2009
Get the Italian Hot Pocketmug. by yourmommastitties October 11, 2008
Get the georgia hot pocketmug.