one up them

I got back at someone even better than they did me

Somebody spreading rumors about you...you get a "one up them" by not responding at all....ie....there will be no argument without your responding to the bull

one up them by peaceful karma April 13, 2014

One Time When Fuck You 

A Phrased Use When You Are Telling A Story To People One Fuck Ass Decides To Interrupt You Or Just Something To Say So People Think You're Gonna Tell A Story But It Just Leads To A Fuck You .

Example 1
You : Hey One Time I Was Riding An Electric Scooter And ...

Person : * Interrupts You * Oh That Reminds Of This One Time ..

You : * Interrupt Back * Oh Yeah It Reminds Me Of That One Time When Fuck You

Example 2 :

You : Oh Hey One Time When Fuck You

Person : Dick ..

One Time When Fuck You by Scoutt_cx May 8, 2014

One-eyed pony

A soft penis that is incapable of becoming a full erection.

Her boyfriend was so drunk and she was so horny that she rode his one-eyed pony.

One-eyed pony by Boozeturd July 16, 2016

One way nigga 

A member of African american descent that will call all his buddies and himself a nigga , but when a Caucasian friend calls him a nigga , he gets down right upset ...and could lead to stepping and stunting

So last Friday everything was going great at the bar with me and Omod until Jason called him a nigga . Now he's in jail for assault , fucking one way nigga .

One way nigga by DJ robanski October 14, 2016

One eyed screaming semen demon 

A penis; also a figure of speech used to describe a penis in an attempt to invoke fear or excitement when described.

How would you like a one eyed screaming semen demon in your ass pal!?!?!

One eyed screaming semen demon by butanebird91 January 25, 2017

One Pronged Fork 

A fork with one elongated prong.

Hey Dave, can you pass me the one pronged fork?

One Pronged Fork by Felioker Periong February 26, 2018

One inch pinch 

A tiny penis

You have a one inch pinch... hahaha

One inch pinch by Superstar21 June 2, 2018