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Spider like fingers

You pronounce spider like 'speeder' spider like fingers comes from a fanfiction I once read when I was six, I will never be the same.
You see that izaya lad over there with that girl who looks traumatised he has spider like fingers
by I can crack my neck August 18, 2018
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stomach like a dog

n.-adj.
To possess the ability to consume food that would make most other people sick, or at least make them want to throw up just thinking about eating whatever it is. Based off the fact that dogs can eat just about ANYTHING, including rotting meat, without getting sick.
"Wow, you're eating Lee's Chicken? You must have a stomach like a dog!"
by Koby_Fish March 23, 2008
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tastes like rim

Meaning: Something tastes like the inside of an asshole
Josh: Mum your dinner tastes like rim!
Mum: Pls josh
by Blablah October 2, 2014
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Park like a fuckhead

When someone parks in a manner that:

1) Markedly disrupts traffic on a roadway or parking lot.

2) Makes illegal or incorrect use of a handicapped accessible spot(s) or adjacent loading areas.

3) Uses more than one parking spot, and in doing so inconveniences others due to traffic volume or ease of accessibility. A vehicle parked in more than one spot when a parking area is less than 50% utilized does not constitute fuckheadery.

4) Ignores the availability of special parking areas (trailer, rv, etc.), and in doing so inconveniences other drivers. However, should special parking not be available, driver shall make his best effort to use as few spaces as possible, as far from the business as possible, to not cause inconvenience to others.

5) Blocks access to designated no parking areas. Manned vehicles are exempt if their presence does not create an immediate traffic or safety concern.

6) In any way significantly impedes access to a public or private driveway.

7) Blocks a pedestrian walkway in such a manner that a pedestrian is put in great peril by seeking an alternate route.

8) Denies fuel pump access to other drivers except while driver is actively fueling the vehicle. Once driver has completed fueling the vehicle, they should proceed to a proper parking area before conducting other business.

9) Otherwise causes true and frivolous inconvenience to other drivers by loss of time, diminished capacity, or restriction of access.
That douchebag in the Corvette parked sideways across two handicapped spots, and obviously he has no placard or handicapped plate. THAT is truly how you park like a fuckhead.
by viraltruths October 5, 2021
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busted like a nut

When someone walks in on you masturbating.
"Aw, why did John get grounded"
"He got busted like a nut by his mom last night"
by familyguydork November 30, 2020
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lagging like tits

a phrase to describe horrible lag, usually worse than normal lag
bob: ffs man im lagging like tits you have no idea!
joe: tits lag?
by michael9230 October 11, 2008
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peck like a chicken

when a man asks a woman to give him a mouth hug explaining to her so just open your mouth and peck like a chicken would.
by shaysownlilworld August 22, 2011
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