Skip to main content

penis parking

A relationship which has no long term potential; a temporary sexual affair to pass time; just another fuck hole.
She wanted a ring for Christmas, but she's just penis parking so I gave her a new tape deck instead.
by TOMLOL January 1, 2007
mugGet the penis parkingmug.

sad penis

Playful slang for a soft, limp, or flaccid penis. The opposite of happy penis.
My girlfriend unzipped my pants, but my penis just hung down. She looked up at me. "Sad penis?" she asked with a pout.

"Sad penis," I sighed.

She grinned wickedly. "I'll fix that," she said, as she took me into her mouth and started to blow me.
by Comet of Shadow July 17, 2013
mugGet the sad penismug.

Penis Fright

When you don't want to pee in a urinal because someone is standing next to you.

It's quite common, so don't feel weird if you have it.
I admit I have penis fright. The very thought of another guy pissing right next to me when I'm trying to just stalls my bladder.

Example Situation:

John entered a public restroom. Having not used the bathroom for a few hours, he really needed to. He didn't have time to reach a stall, and besides, they were all taken.

John decided to use a urinal. He unzipped his fly, and just when he was going to release himself, a burly man stands next to him to do the same. Meanwhile, John is standing there, afraid, confused, wondering what his penis' reaction will be.

He just couldn't. John went to his doctor to ask him why he couldn't urinate in a urinal whilst standing next to another guy.

There was only one thing.

John had penis fright.
by Mr. Sacman July 17, 2009
mugGet the Penis Frightmug.

penis pucker

The collapsing of the vagina after being fisted.
Dude, my mom has amazing penis pucker!
by Harry Kak August 9, 2006
mugGet the penis puckermug.

penis farkle

Poo particles left on one mans penis after being farted on making the mans penis sparkle.
Prostitute: Would you like a blumpkin or penis farkle?
by filipino29 June 15, 2010
mugGet the penis farklemug.

penis cheese

Sounds like smegma? A cheesy like substance on the head of the penis of males who are uncircumcised...thats only a guess though.
by Noobert January 23, 2003
mugGet the penis cheesemug.

Penis sauce

A warm, thick, whitish substance, a funnier way to say 'cum'
I opened a bottle of penis sauce on that girl!
by AtrociousAntics August 7, 2010
mugGet the Penis saucemug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email