Da setting on yer smart phone where Siri tells you not to call her "Shirley" anytime you utter da "it must be da case" word.
Me: Hey Siri --- bring up "Lassie Come-Home" on archive.org.
Siri: I'm sorry --- that book has been pulled from the site due to copyright lawsuits.
Me (incredulously): Pulled due to copyright...?? THAT ancient classic?! Surely there must be some mistake!
Siri: There **isn't** a mistake --- and don't call me "Shirley".
Me: Ooops --- I see that I left my phone in "Airplane! mode".
P.S. Kidding aside, Siri apparently CAN INDEED be programmed to cheekily sass you back like this; here's what da Google-AI response had to say when I posed da question:
Yes, Siri can be programmed to respond with "And don't call me Shirley" when you say "Surely".
Here's how you can do it:
(1) Open the Shortcuts app: Launch the pre-installed Shortcuts application on your iPhone.
(2) Create a new shortcut: Tap the "+" button in the top right corner to create a new shortcut.
(3) Add a trigger: In the "New Shortcut" screen, tap "Add Action" and then search for and select "When I say".
(4) Enter the trigger phrase: Type "Surely" into the text field next to "When I say".
(5) Add the response action: Tap "Add Action" again and search for and select "Speak Text".
(6) Enter the response: In the "Speak Text" action, type in "And don't call me Shirley".
(7) Save the shortcut: Tap "Done" in the top right corner to save your new shortcut.
Now, whenever you say "Surely" to Siri, it should respond with "And don't call me Shirley".
Siri: I'm sorry --- that book has been pulled from the site due to copyright lawsuits.
Me (incredulously): Pulled due to copyright...?? THAT ancient classic?! Surely there must be some mistake!
Siri: There **isn't** a mistake --- and don't call me "Shirley".
Me: Ooops --- I see that I left my phone in "Airplane! mode".
P.S. Kidding aside, Siri apparently CAN INDEED be programmed to cheekily sass you back like this; here's what da Google-AI response had to say when I posed da question:
Yes, Siri can be programmed to respond with "And don't call me Shirley" when you say "Surely".
Here's how you can do it:
(1) Open the Shortcuts app: Launch the pre-installed Shortcuts application on your iPhone.
(2) Create a new shortcut: Tap the "+" button in the top right corner to create a new shortcut.
(3) Add a trigger: In the "New Shortcut" screen, tap "Add Action" and then search for and select "When I say".
(4) Enter the trigger phrase: Type "Surely" into the text field next to "When I say".
(5) Add the response action: Tap "Add Action" again and search for and select "Speak Text".
(6) Enter the response: In the "Speak Text" action, type in "And don't call me Shirley".
(7) Save the shortcut: Tap "Done" in the top right corner to save your new shortcut.
Now, whenever you say "Surely" to Siri, it should respond with "And don't call me Shirley".
by QuacksO August 12, 2025
Get the Airplane! modemug. When you play the custom night in a FNaF game with every animatronic in the highest activity level. The number varies depending on the game since the number of animatronics is always different (ex. 10/20 for FNaF 2, 5/20 for FNaF 4 and 50/20 for Ultimate Custom Night).
No, this doesn't have anything to do with illicit substances. Go consume yours somewhere else.
No, this doesn't have anything to do with illicit substances. Go consume yours somewhere else.
Lucas: 4/20 mode is so hard in this game! Even the animatronics that are already annoying get worse!
Jeff: what were you expecting stupid
Jeff: what were you expecting stupid
by BlazeNinja22 February 5, 2025
Get the 4/20 modemug. by Chedid Mode December 10, 2019
Get the Ahmad Chedid Modemug. Mom: You are spending the same amount of time "Studying vs Social Network"
Son: Mom, Don't get all Parent mode. I've been looking for assignment references online
Son: Mom, Don't get all Parent mode. I've been looking for assignment references online
by desihost September 21, 2019
Get the Parent Modemug. When you cant take a hint and go full crazy when you don't get what you want. A psycho version of beast mode.
by Chad Michael Vincent June 16, 2018
Get the Full Kelly Modemug. A French Fashion Doll sold at Dollar Tree with unknown origin that was first discovered on the Tiktok all. They are rumored to have paranormal activity linked to the leader, Clitney.
by forcleemode March 6, 2022
Get the Poupée Modemug. (n) the feeling you receive after a delicious meal or hearty burrito. Having the need to stop what you’re doing and take a nap. (See Itis)
Ty: Dude, that breakfast burrito was so filling
Shaye: Yeah I’m going into nap mode
Ty: You mean the itis?
Shaye: What’s that?
Shaye: Yeah I’m going into nap mode
Ty: You mean the itis?
Shaye: What’s that?
by Jedi Master Ty July 15, 2021
Get the Nap Modemug.