Lammer Hammer

Laminis!'s (The 4400 peak Ana main Flex Support Overwatch GOD himself) magnum dong. (est. 34 inches).

The egirl stood in awe under the power of the Lammer Hammer

by krvenzz October 7, 2019

Thor Hammer

The very definition of truancy. He never shows up to class, but somehow manages to stay at school

My truancy is bad, but not as bad as Thor Hammers absence percentage.

by Nicher January 30, 2020

AJ Hamman

the hottest man you've ever met. Thinks he can't get a girlfriend but totally could. kinda gay NGL, but its cool cuz he's a great hugger!

"dang look at that AJ Hamman over there"

by Beastmaster48 February 3, 2020

Floppy-Hammer

When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard

When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex

Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"

by jakah February 26, 2020

Slag hammer

A tool used on dumb sluts.

Tommy's mom is overprotective to keep the sloots away she ordered a slag hammer on Amazon.

by Strabs76 March 20, 2020

Matthew Hamm

He’s ight

Wanna hang out? “No I’m matthew Hamm”

by Lia_bOobs June 4, 2020

Toxic hammer

Hasan that’s in love with aisha

“She’s the toxic hammers cousin”

by Dungabree August 28, 2020