brown lounge 

An upscale bathroom, such as at a fancy restaurant

Jim excused himself from the table to visit the brown lounge.

brown lounge by Jackson Brownie February 28, 2014

brown breakfast 

Exactly what you think it is. No, really.

"Hey Steve, did she feed you when you woke up this morning?"

"Yeah, she unloaded a nice brown breakfast right into my mouth!"

brown breakfast by THE Big Stiff April 25, 2014

brown willis 

when you take a turd (long shit) and let your girlfriend play with it during sex

I'm putting the Brown Willis in the condom for sex later

brown willis by clyons55 April 26, 2014

brown palmer 

Opening your hand and spreading your fingers whilst anal fisting.

Watch-out for that one... He's a Brown Palmer, and I'm still sore.

brown palmer by owainthepoen April 28, 2014

brown striped sweater 

the most hideous sweater you have ever seen, sometimes referred to as "shop rag", they must be in-expensive as people seem to purchase more than one. The material must also be quite thin as holes are common.

Wow, cool brown striped sweater, did you get that at a thrift store

brown striped sweater by Big Johnsen May 8, 2014

brown duck 

a fart.

"Did you hear that brown duck?"
"Yeah, I think it's from the South."

"Brown ducks live better outdoors."

"Oh man, don't let your brown duck loose inside, it should be outside!"

brown duck by laonikoss May 11, 2014

Brown Panic 

The feeling of utter fear as you realize that toilet paper is non-existent in your dank stall. You may have to partake in an icky shuffle to clean yourself up.

Dude, I had total brown panic the other day at the concert. I thought I might have to use my hand...

Brown Panic by YouLooked December 2, 2014