Ass Muffin

The smell that exists when a bunch of teenage boys sleep and eat in the same room for over 24 hours without showering. If you experience the ass muffin smell you are advised to internally combust, because your life is over.

zomg that hax! He UnleasHED a nasty ass muffin smell!

Ass Muffin by Greg J.B March 27, 2007

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Ass Man

Short for Assistant Manager

Guess who the new Ass Man is?
or
Look who just got promoted to Ass Man.

Ass Man by chernobylspice December 10, 2003

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ass hat

someone who is a total freaking idiot. they have their head up their ass, therefore wearing it as a hat. hence, ass hat.

mom: pick up your shit off the floor.
jenn: fuck you ass hat, its not mine.
:slap:

ass hat by jennnnnnnnnnnnn123 August 27, 2006

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ass felcher

a guy that sucks the cum out of a gay mans ass after two men have sex

the definition explains it well enough

ass felcher by billy March 15, 2004

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ass space

1. the imaginary parameters surrounding a person's gluteus maximus in which they feel uncomfortable with another person to be within 2. an within one foot behind a person's gluteus maximus in which another individual desires to reach, often leading to intercourse or a slap in the face

1. Oreo felt uncomfortable when Paul came from behind and approached his Ass Space.
2. Rob's objective was to violate Natalie's Ass Space, because he was attracted to her rear end.

ass space by JC Edwards January 18, 2005

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Ass Beard

A hairy butt crack. When someone bends over and their butt crack is showing with massive amounts of hair.

Whoa dude check out that ass beard over there.

Ass Beard by Spiffy McGee February 19, 2009

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Ass to Ear

A variation of the Wet Willy. Instead of wetting a finger with saliva from your mouth you insert your finger into your anus and then insert it into the ear of the victim.

Person 1 (after whispering to person's 2's ear): "Why does your ear smell like shit?"
Person 2: Oh, Matty went Ass to Ear on me about an hour ago"
Person 1: "Oh that's nasty you never go Ass to Ear!"

Ass to Ear by phizzledizzle July 8, 2010

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