ass fu

Ass fu is the fight between the smell of your feces and the smell of the feces of the person next to you in the bathroom. This also works for farts.

I was taking a dump at work the other day and a guy walked into the stall next to me. After a minute, I had to get up and leave because his ass fu was stronger than mine.

Bob cleared out the entire office the other day with his fart. His ass fu is strong.

by deathfordough June 10, 2013

ass distance

Objects or items that are in very close distance to you, sometimes directly behind or beside the person looking for the object.

The distance between you and when you look around yourself and see your ass.

I cant find my phone charger. " well, I know where it is, it's an ass distance away from you. Check over to your right"

I'm getting great wireless signal in the house. " Thats because you are an ass distance away from the router stupid!"

by DSCone June 12, 2013

Kardashi-ass

When an ass is outsized from the rest of the body.

She was thin but she had a Kardashi-ass.

by freudianstrip June 17, 2013

ass plot

A huge ass requiring its own plot of land

Did you see that ass plot over there its got its own zip code.

by naughty nikki March 1, 2014

ass flush

A real douche face

That guy is a total ass flush.

by Chuck bass March 13, 2014

Ass Canoe

(N.) The part of the butt that houses the ass hole. Also may be used as an insult. It looks like this (|)

Ohh last night I really got into her ass canoe before we did anal.

You are really such an ass canoe when you move around in bed.

by Derpybird June 21, 2014

Faucet Ass

The act of uncontrollable, watery diarrhea that keeps you from leaving the house all day. A non-stop undesirable bodily function that acts like a running faucet.

"Hey Phil what's up with running to the john all day, don't you have to go to work?"
"Yeah man, I do, I just can't turn off my Faucet Ass."

by Carol L. June 22, 2014