Crow Child

A crow child takes and keeps a bunch of random stuff like a crow which takes anything it sees.

“My daughter is practically a crow child with all the things she takes!”

by thy common folk February 17, 2024

Child Snatcher

a soul entity discized as a wooden chair that its only purpose in this reality is to lure and confine childern to be scrambled and ingested into the entity to reproduce and create exact coipes of itself. This entity will only exist in you lonesome reality once you learn of its exact intent which I have stated in the past paragraph.

Child: Mum, why is there a chair sitting outside my window?

Mother: Son we need to go now it could be the Child Snatcher

Son: What's that?

Mother: No time to explain we need to go now.

by you must run chilld run now April 25, 2023

Childe

A grownup acting like a literal child; childish, immature, and sensitive

“Wow they’re acting like a literal Childe!”
“Don’t act like a Childe! That would be terrible!”

by Scaramona November 30, 2022

Child Lottery

two or more friends ejaculate in a cup, mix it up. And fertilize their wives, wait 9 months to find whose son is whose.

Haha! Jimmy was a part of a child lottery. Weirdo!

by DontStealMyMeme November 19, 2025

smart child

someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studying until the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time, and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow

the smart child who complained about bs-ing the test on three hours of sleep and their last fried brain cell got a 98

by on my last brain cell December 2, 2024

That child is gonna be a pro athlete

Random vid on the internet

Kid throws his dad a basketball

Random woman: That child is gonna be a pro athlete

*Gets gets the ball aggressive swung at his face

by Hebrew122 November 1, 2021

Sproxi Child

The sweetest high schooler who does things like cringe compilations and really cool animations. I love her, and you should too. :))

“I want to be just like Sproxi Child :0”

by kaela.uwu💘 May 22, 2019