Weed Thumbs

When you’re higher than giraffe balls and your thumbs stop working.

Urban Dictionary people: this submission took me like 8 minutes to type because my edible gave me weed thumbs and I’m higher than giraffe balls and I hate spelling mistakes

by DrMillerLite August 22, 2022

weed pen

A marijuana vaporizer cartridge and battery set designed mainly to be a portable, non-combustible use mechanism. Also known as a vape pen when not specific for cannabis.

“I don’t want the heavier smoke from a rolled joint, so please pass the filled weed pen so I can vape it.”

by Stonercoder February 21, 2024

weed

what I live off of

NO MOM THE WEED GUY IS IN OUR WAL- AHHHH!!!

by Potato at your house April 26, 2022

weed connaisseur

refers to a guy acting like he smokes weed daily 4 times a days and knows everything about that green.

Guy 1: Guys i’m the weed connaisseur.

Guy 2: Who u think u foolin bruh.

by jupiterking October 27, 2020

weed whacker

American term for grass trimmer

try using a 2 stroke weed whacker with the muffler removed

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 14, 2025

weed headache

the headache you get after smoking too much, regardless of your method

damn i have such a bad weed headache right now

by LisaPaul July 26, 2022

weed hoarder

someone who hoards weed and dosen't let anyone else touch it.

stop being a weed hoarder

by Max Donnanoodles August 12, 2016