People named William heighway are seriously the cutest, most loving boys ever. They are beasts at hockey and are the best kissers. They are not tall, but not short and have amazing abs. They make peoples mouths DROP when they walk in a room. They always pick the most amazing girls. And they are HUGE Simps. You’ll know when you meet one cause they give off major BDE.
by Meepmeepmoopmoop October 20, 2020
Get the William heighwaymug. What you call when a scientist is shot down by soldiers and uses their creation to save themself. In some cases, they grow an eye from the wound and when left for a long time, they lose their human part and became a monster dead set on killing and spreading.
by Tyrant-Bkn February 5, 2023
Get the William birkinmug. A William Santamaria is typically a tall (6’3, at the least), handsome, has beautiful, sharp defined features and flowing black locks. He is likely Columbian, which means he has big feet, among other things. He may appear, on the outside, to be a beer, rollin and football God, but if you get to know him, he’s so much more. He likely has hidden talents, usually of artistic nature, and is a slug lord. Yes, slugs as in shelll-less snails will flock to his feet. If you tame a wild William, he will love you until you break his heart . But adopting such a wild beast comes with percussions. Firstly, his mood swings are has big as his feet. He can become easily enraged. For example, he may punch a hole in his wall if he runs out of socks. Just be patient, for soon he will return to his angle state. On the other hand, his behavior sometimes will resemble that of a little boy. If you fit his needs, having a pet William can be very rewarding.
Care guide:
- provide Wendy’s baconators on a regular basis
- share his enthusiasm of hellcats
- give him lots of reassurance of your love for him
- protect him from the gaze of other females, particularly MILFs. If he is kindly buying you ice cream, there is a good chance that the cashier is eyeing him down. Show obnoxious expressions of PDA to reinforce your claim over your prized pet.
Care guide:
- provide Wendy’s baconators on a regular basis
- share his enthusiasm of hellcats
- give him lots of reassurance of your love for him
- protect him from the gaze of other females, particularly MILFs. If he is kindly buying you ice cream, there is a good chance that the cashier is eyeing him down. Show obnoxious expressions of PDA to reinforce your claim over your prized pet.
“Woah, who’s that tall hottie. Do you think I have a chance with him?” girl 1
“Oh, that’s William Santamaria. He’d probably accidentally step on you if you got too close. And no, no you don’t have a chance with him. His girl’s fire.” - girl 2
“Oh, that’s William Santamaria. He’d probably accidentally step on you if you got too close. And no, no you don’t have a chance with him. His girl’s fire.” - girl 2
by Upside Down up and Around July 16, 2022
Get the William Santamariamug. by egocer December 17, 2023
Get the william aftonmug. Andrew uses his charm to fuck guys and eat big black pretzels with ketchup on them. Hes extremely racist but he fucks colored people. He co found the Ku Klux Klan in 1865 and founded lgbtq rights... he is definitely going to hell.
by Old mcdonald 69 February 8, 2022
Get the andrew david william librizzimug. Guitar player of bastille. He is a bit more shy than the other band members, but he always has a nice and calming presence when you’re around him. Once he warms up to you he’s hilarious and really good to. He can also fly a plane!
by bastillefangirl November 6, 2020
Get the William Farquarsonmug. by CertiChadFinder101 November 26, 2021
Get the William Mallabonemug.