A Simon situation

When you travel to another country for dick

Damn he’s hot but he lives in another country.. this is going to be a Simon situation

by Badi January 7, 2022

callum salmon

muppet, nonce even.

that guy is such a callum salmon

by urmumisfruity January 9, 2022

Breaded Salmon

The Miami Beach custom of skinny dipping, rolling around in the sand, and chasing unsuspecting beachgoers fully erect.

"Last night was pretty wild. Titus pulled a Breaded Salmon on a few middle schoolers."

by Benjamin Dover Michael Hunt II January 22, 2022

slinky salmon

A euphemism for when one rips the crotch of of their pants and their flaccid male genetalia or anything that resembles the like is exposed. Similar to shirt cocking but with pants on. Can also be used as a contextual noun or verb to describe situations where a flaccid tube is exposed.

*A man is cutting on the dance floor*

He gets low like flo Rida and his pants rip exposing his slinky salmon.

The slinking salmon made an unfortunate appearance at my grandmother's funeral

by Slinkin' salmon March 5, 2022

gabby simon

A rude bitch

Gabby simon is a rude bitch

by Da baby 123582 March 21, 2022

Nose salmon

Snot or blood that travels UP your nasal passage.

Me: Dude I don’t mind having a headcold but this full on migration of nose salmon every time I sniffle is killing me.

Dude: regular nose salmon or Sockeye nose salmon? Cause last week I had a nosebleed and those sockeye Nose salmon were running hard!

by Buddhistboy April 2, 2022

Soggy simon

When you ''finish'' on your partners toes and make them put Thier sock back on and go to the shops

Hey George I gave my Mrs a soggy simon last night ...

by Patchypee88 May 1, 2022