Jizz Simp

A person who worships jizz; debatably slightly classier than a cum slut!

The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails; she is such a jizz simp.

by BluntK1ng August 16, 2021

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Simp

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Greg Palculict

Why do all people named Greg Palculict have to such simps, like, just be a human and don't hit on women named Khali and Sarah? We get it, you wanna be nice just to get shitty pussy but FUCK man.

by J CMX March 9, 2020

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Simp

A Chukwudi who Simps over Illi Gang and tells her stories to fall asleep.

Omg Illi let me tell u a story girl I love you I’m such a simp over you.

by BrandonIsKing October 18, 2020

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simp

A beta male in which acts subdominant to the opposite sex in order to secure the poon in attempt to become alpha.

Examples of “simp”

Harley man
Joe newsh
M Smith

J Hilt

D Nor

K rich
J critch
Sarge Murph

by thatright_ May 17, 2020

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Simp Thursday

A day were you should simp for a girl rather than study.

Bro, its simp thursday. Drop your cock out of your hands and start simping
Valter studied all night yesterday instead of simping for his girl, even when it was Simp thursday

by Yung Money L October 15, 2020

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