russian punching bag

After chugging vodka lay across two tables allowing your dick to hang downwards and girls under will fight for your penis.

Last night I performed the Russian punching bag with Jessica, Denise and Monica sadly Denise won.

by HolyWhiteness July 21, 2017

russian neckbrace

When an extremely muscular woman strangles you with her legs while attempting to perform oral sex

Helga put me in a russian neckbrace last night and strangled me until I passed out

by Semper butts July 24, 2017

russian whirlpool

a sex position where a male spins with his dick in a females ass and spins like a helicopter

dang she's hot im gonna give her a russian whirlpool

by anthonycuch4 August 2, 2017

Russian wheelchair

A sex act involving a man and a woman, a weight bench, and of course a wheelchair!

Chris said to his co worker matt, "ey! U ever try the russian wheelchair after eating steak and turnips, dude u will remember every moment of it!"

Matt walked the fuck away like a bitch....

by Jack the stool August 28, 2017

russian prison

when you’re low key trying to say she’s a hoe....

“omg, she’s been through a russian prison!”

by itztayler November 8, 2017

russian dads

A Dad who doesn’t stick around to long and also has about 50 wife’s around the world and now he is intonational so obviously 2+2=4-1=3 that’s quick maths

Yo my Russian Dads is a prick lol

by Allangestwich November 19, 2017

Russian Sasquatch

The Russian Sasquatch is the act of when I man shoves his hairy foot up a woman’s anus and her vagina at the same time, causing her to scream uncontrollably and have her knocked unconscious from the pain

Boy :Last night I gave my sister a Russian Sasquatch, her asshole was torn inside out.....her vagina was turned into a faucet

Girl : I’m next up for that shit nigga

by Sexual Alien May 9, 2018