retarded kitten porn

refers to the lovely ladies who purr like a kitten when you treat them like they are inferior, particularly in an adult movie aka porno

dude this chick was acting dumb as fuck so I treated her as such...I took her back to my place and she was saying the most reatarded shit so I slapped that shit around and hit it hard as fuck...she purred like a kitten... I hit record and BAM....retarded kitten porn!

by themuthafuckinman April 26, 2013

Piece of shit retard

What's wrong with being a piece of shit retard, you ask? It's disgusting garbage that belongs locked in a group home. It shouldn't be allowed to leave and to pretend that it has choices is an affront to the very idea of choice as it is too retarded to choose anything.

What kind of future does a piece of shit retard have? A retarded one. The fact that it's entire life isn't misery is an insult to everyone who isn't retarded.

by Hym Iam December 4, 2020

tunnel-vision-retard

1.) A person with a one track mind, lack of focus and intelligence.

2.) A person who was home-schooled by their parents.

3.) A mexi-cant.

Why did you drop your bowling ball you tunnel-vision-retard.

Sean: How come all he's talked about all day is World of Warcraft?
Paul: Because he's a tunnel-vision-retard.

by P Brizzle/EmulatinMyStyle producshizzle August 14, 2006

Retard Cut Fucker

Someone who fucks a person with a retard cut, thereby making them look like they fuck retards. The retard cut fucker can be a male or female.

- "She got a retard cut, and now i look like a retard fucker!"
- "No man its ok you're just a "Retard Cut Fucker"

Retard Cut Fucker

"Hey bro you fuck that retarded chick or what?"
"No man she just had a retard cut, but ya i fucked her."
"oh i guess you're a "Retard Cut Fucker", weak bro"

by toony tuesdays March 27, 2009

gay retard day

December 3rd

Yo bro, today is your day!
What?
It’s National Gay Retard Day!

by Don’s Grandpa October 3, 2022

Two retards arguing

Two people who go on a full-on debate over a very minor issue.

Macdougall: wow look at Nicolas and Patrick over there yelling at eachother.
MacDermot : wow, talk about two retards arguing

by Balls McBallsface January 8, 2022

Stupid Fucking Retard

When someone is so stupid, so fucking idiotic, so fucking retarded that you have to go back to 2008 and pull out the "You're a stupid fucking retard" card to prove a point in a conversation with them.

Oh, you know Omair, yeah, Omair from my workplace? He's a Stupid Fucking Retard of the highest calibur!

by Annoymous Shit Poster September 21, 2021