The impossible knot headphone cords seem to achieve while in a pocket. These knots form in a non-time sensitive manner. The difficulty of undoing them is proportional to how loud the background noise in a room or the importance of the phone call.
Hey, I'll call you back, it's really loud in here and I just pulled out a pocket knot that could've killed Houdini.
by 4noKateTour April 25, 2014
Get the Pocket Knot mug.The soft outer covering of vertebrates, aka Epidermis... aka skin. It forms a protective barrier over the body's surface, responsible for keeping water in the body and preventing pathogens from entering. Similar to how a pocket holds things in and protects them from falling out.
I am one sad excuse of flesh pocket today; I look like a zombie.
She has some seriously sexy flesh pockets.
Is that your flesh pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
She has some seriously sexy flesh pockets.
Is that your flesh pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
by Clairee0316 December 18, 2013
Get the Flesh Pocket mug.When your penis is erect or you just have a larger than normal flaccid penis and it is placed where your pocket is and is visible from an observer's perspective
Is that a pocket-monster or is that just a roll of quarters.
by spermgun.is.triggered_cumshot July 6, 2017
Get the pocket-monster mug.A fart that is almost out of your ass but is stuck right at your asshole. Best taken care of by pulling your glutes in opposite direction.
by FuckedUpDrummer March 8, 2018
Get the Pocket fart mug.by Anonymous February 19, 2003
Get the Hot Pocket mug.There are several parts to this act, and it evolves over the course of several months. Please, do read on;
1. First, you shit in a large 1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week. Be sure to seal this in an even larger baggy, as to keep it from bursting prematurely. A good diet to get your shit to the right consistency is very spicy Indian food.
2. Next, you take said bag and put it under your furnace for about a month. Be sure to check it every once in a while. If you smell bad kung pao, then you know that you've got a mess to clean up.
3. After allowing the plastic to melt with it's age and heat exposure, you take this, by now moldy, sack of shit, and sneak up on a friend.
4. You tap this friend on the shoulder. As they turn around, you slap 'em right in the face with the sack. Because said sack is rather old and weak, it will involuntarily explode, covering you and your friend in a hot moldy residue of three months of carefully planned ANGER.
1. First, you shit in a large 1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week. Be sure to seal this in an even larger baggy, as to keep it from bursting prematurely. A good diet to get your shit to the right consistency is very spicy Indian food.
2. Next, you take said bag and put it under your furnace for about a month. Be sure to check it every once in a while. If you smell bad kung pao, then you know that you've got a mess to clean up.
3. After allowing the plastic to melt with it's age and heat exposure, you take this, by now moldy, sack of shit, and sneak up on a friend.
4. You tap this friend on the shoulder. As they turn around, you slap 'em right in the face with the sack. Because said sack is rather old and weak, it will involuntarily explode, covering you and your friend in a hot moldy residue of three months of carefully planned ANGER.
I hit Joel with an Italian Hot Pocket the other day. I don't think the smell will come off of him until all his skin has peeled off in another, oh, lets say three years.
by fubsish October 7, 2009
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