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Nanny Pearls

When a wrinkled gilf removes her dentures mid blowie, gums your shaft and lets out a celebratory queef so dusty it sets off the smoke alarm at the retirement home. Those pearls refer to the calcified secretions she ejects after climax. Thought to be remnants of post-menopausal mucus.
Harry said he was just giving her a foot rub, but ten minutes later he came out the nursing home covered in nanny pearls and smelling like regret.
by Nanny Pearls May 3, 2025
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Ed Pearson

Something only palatable under the most dire circumstances
by Bifbob7 June 5, 2025
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Ghost Pearl

The sperm left on an unsuspecting person after they've been secretly cummed on, typically in public.

This act is characteristically filmed by the perpetrator to capture both the deposit and the victim's unawareness.
"She felt a slight dampness on her skirt after standing in line, dismissed it, never knowing it was a Ghost Pearl and the guy behind her got it all on film."
by kar96k June 18, 2025
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Earth Pearls

The edible rhizome of Stachys affinis also known as crosne, Japanese artichoke, or knotroot. The rhizome looks like white pearls pressed together and tastes like a gentle and slightly sweet radish raw. When cooked it takes like a slightly nuttier artichoke.
You can harvest earth pearls in the fall.
by MsWolf October 25, 2025
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Aiden Pearce

the main protagonist of the 2014 game "Watchdogs" a professional hacker using his abilities to track down and kill the man who killed his niece, Damien brenks, he teams up with DedSec to also take down blume, a corporation taking steps to collect data in increasingly invasive ways.
by NOTFordBoneworks December 6, 2025
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Penis Pearl

My buddy is having a hard time passing his penis pearl.
by big\daddy January 6, 2026
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do the pears

Move to apartments. Also means literally do the pears.
Dude, I'm gonna do the pears.
by Garfield135 October 4, 2007
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