sad penis

Playful slang for a soft, limp, or flaccid penis. The opposite of happy penis.

My girlfriend unzipped my pants, but my penis just hung down. She looked up at me. "Sad penis?" she asked with a pout.

"Sad penis," I sighed.

She grinned wickedly. "I'll fix that," she said, as she took me into her mouth and started to blow me.

by Comet of Shadow July 17, 2013

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Smoking Penis

1. Fucking up.

2. Committing an act of complete buffoonery.

3. Talking some crazy bullshit.

I sent you to the store for wraps and you went and got some blueberry white owls? WTF dawg you smoking penis I ain’t hitting that

by Steve Globs March 8, 2019

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Penis Fright

When you don't want to pee in a urinal because someone is standing next to you.

It's quite common, so don't feel weird if you have it.

I admit I have penis fright. The very thought of another guy pissing right next to me when I'm trying to just stalls my bladder.

Example Situation:

John entered a public restroom. Having not used the bathroom for a few hours, he really needed to. He didn't have time to reach a stall, and besides, they were all taken.

John decided to use a urinal. He unzipped his fly, and just when he was going to release himself, a burly man stands next to him to do the same. Meanwhile, John is standing there, afraid, confused, wondering what his penis' reaction will be.

He just couldn't. John went to his doctor to ask him why he couldn't urinate in a urinal whilst standing next to another guy.

There was only one thing.

John had penis fright.

by Mr. Sacman July 17, 2009

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