Soccer mom
Soccer mom by SOKKERMOMSUKK December 28, 2005
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The way people spell your mom when texting or IMing.
A thing stupid people who think they're cool like myself say as a come back 1., when they can't think of anything else to say 2.or when they think it's going to be funny3..
This action is usually followed shortly with a long obnocous OHHHHH from a random person most likely not involved with the conversation.
A thing stupid people who think they're cool like myself say as a come back 1., when they can't think of anything else to say 2.or when they think it's going to be funny3..
This action is usually followed shortly with a long obnocous OHHHHH from a random person most likely not involved with the conversation.
1. Guy-Dude! You're so stupid!
Guy 2- Your mom is stupid!
Random guy- OHHHHH!!!
2. Guy-How was your day today?
Guy 2-Ummm...YOUR MOM!
Random Guy- OHHHHH! You just got dissed!
3. Guy- I really like your new pants!
Guy 2-Your mom really likes my new pants! Ha! Get it! She likes my new pants!
Random Guy-...
Guy 2-(to random guy) Aren't you going to go OHHHHH!?
Random Guy- It wasn't funny.
Guy 2- Your mom is stupid!
Random guy- OHHHHH!!!
2. Guy-How was your day today?
Guy 2-Ummm...YOUR MOM!
Random Guy- OHHHHH! You just got dissed!
3. Guy- I really like your new pants!
Guy 2-Your mom really likes my new pants! Ha! Get it! She likes my new pants!
Random Guy-...
Guy 2-(to random guy) Aren't you going to go OHHHHH!?
Random Guy- It wasn't funny.
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soccer mom
Usually refers to a white middle aged female. She is either divorced or quickly on her way to being divorced because no self respecting man will put up with her very long. She realizes that although she tries desperately to be everything from super house wife and super mother to super business exec- that she can do none of these things good so she needs a man.... but can't keep one. She is usually on the prowl for a new fake dad to help raise her brood of children from all of her failed relationships with men who have kicked her to the curb.
She usually self medicates herself, trying to drown out her soul calling her a failed prostitute as she shuttles her tribe of bastard children from activity to activity in a minnie van or SUV that is entirely to big for her to drive safely. Said vehicle may or may not be financed by a current or former significant other (victim), just as is her crumbling lifestyle which constantly reminds her that her time is running out.
She tries to dress and act like women half her age but can't quite pull that look off anymore. But does it anyway and looks foolish except when in a pack of others like her.
Many of this ilk often end up cold and alone. Even their plethora of fatherless offspring usually leave them in search of sanity and the promise of normalcy.
She usually self medicates herself, trying to drown out her soul calling her a failed prostitute as she shuttles her tribe of bastard children from activity to activity in a minnie van or SUV that is entirely to big for her to drive safely. Said vehicle may or may not be financed by a current or former significant other (victim), just as is her crumbling lifestyle which constantly reminds her that her time is running out.
She tries to dress and act like women half her age but can't quite pull that look off anymore. But does it anyway and looks foolish except when in a pack of others like her.
Many of this ilk often end up cold and alone. Even their plethora of fatherless offspring usually leave them in search of sanity and the promise of normalcy.
Man at a bar says to another- "Sorry I'm late bro. Some man hunting fat assed soccer mom with a bunch of kids in aS.M.A.Vcrashed me on the way over. What a dumb cunt".
soccer mom by The_Dragon March 12, 2008
Unicorn Mom
UnicornMom
/'yoonəˌ kôrn /mäm/ - noun
A mother who's not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humor and couldn't care less what you think.
See also: Beautiful; Boss; Bitch & Zero F#&Ks given
/'yoonəˌ kôrn /mäm/ - noun
A mother who's not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humor and couldn't care less what you think.
See also: Beautiful; Boss; Bitch & Zero F#&Ks given
Unicorn Mom by Mommyof3beauties June 18, 2016
Gregs mom
A rare and highly slanderous term referring to a particularly whorish mother of an acquaintance. Very derogatory and insulting. Often used in the projects.
Gregs mom by jdub2311518 September 5, 2008