Flop the flounder

Taking a pee with a big cock!

I've drank so much, I have to flop the flounder!

by John Zombie September 30, 2025

Flop Shop

A brothel, bordello, house of ill repute.

That's no a legit massage place; that's a flop shop!

by catpeesweeties December 15, 2025

floating

A word with some very different uses and feeling associated with the action of floating
One of either

1) a state of mind where one feels like they're half dreaming or is existing slightly outside the moment, semi-detached from reality.

2) one is going along with the flow/what happens around them or doing actions and experiencing moments without thinking or fully knowing what's going on.

"I've not been paying attention I'm just floating"
"I'm just going to float this holiday"

by leam ooblek January 5, 2026

The Floating Rock

The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)

Yours for £200 only at shittygifts.com!

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

shoe flop

1. The act of cutting ones shoe to wear as a flip flop.

2. To smack someone in the face with their own shoe, while they are wearing it.

"I couldn't find any socks but I found some scissors, so I cut my shoes into shoe flops."

"He was being stupid, so I shoe flopped him."

by Michael Burton April 19, 2008

Fecal Float

When one taints another's drink with feces. Usually as some sort of funny prank or done to someone that one does not hold in high regard.

I have a secret. Jane just made johns beer into a Fecal Float.

by Donny L. Butts May 23, 2008

wrist flop child

Mentally handicapped or just plain stupid individuals between the ages of 5 and 15. Otherwise known as queefbags and douchetwats.

A wrist flop child will often be less intelligent than the average douchebag, twatnugget, or krauser.

by Ted Zimmerman February 7, 2009