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to eat is to excrete 

Basically any time you eat something your are completing step 1 in the shitting process.
I find it rather difficult to watch people eat for I know that to eat is to excrete!
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if she was chocolate she'd eat herself 

used to describe a girl who thinks she's all that!
" my god, just look at her, if she was chocolate she'd eat herself"
The Southern (USA) way to say "Did you eat?"
I'm hungry!

Jew eat yet?
Jew eat by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

Skate fast and eat ass 

The way of life of a Lucio main in Overwatch.
Lucio: Skate fast and eat ass.

Unnecessary Hanzo:WOW a pro Lucio

Let them eat cake 

An Idiom that history attributes to Marie Antoinette the wife of King Louis XVI of France. Although, in actuality most scholars do believe that designation is a misnomer, the phrase is catchy.

The uneducated masses abuse the term: " wow, your team did a great job, "let them eat cake"! ( buys the team members a cake.)

The educated masses are aware of the mass inflation that was ravaging the French people at the time of the French Revolution, therefore the ingredients to purchase the items needed to make a cake would have cost a fortune. The idiom let them eat cake means "Screw them"
"You can't eat that! It's the last piece of cake!"
"Sure I can, I'm a Doctor, HaHaHa. Now, Let them eat cake!"

Your Son Can't Eat Wheat 

Something you yell at people randomly as you are driving down the street. Watch the reaction, but try not to crash.
Hey your son can't eat wheat or multi grain cereals because wheat is a major component.