lame duck president 

Used to describe a President during the period of time between losing an election (or being term limited) and the actual swearing in of the new President.

George W. Bush will be a lame duck President after the 2008 election.

lame duck president by EricD July 7, 2005

Baby Duck 

1. Cheap wine, either 26$ of 16$.
Younger kid drink it now for recreation.
Older folks can't believe it's still around.

"Woah there!, you've been having too much Baby Duck."

"Oh, that's okay, I got my own Baby Duck."

Baby Duck by uncle-focka October 20, 2008

swamp duck 

a bird...a snitch..a liar...a conniver...and a whore...someone who can't be trusted around your man...someone who cant be labeled as a friend....a bitch thats on the menu...someone who is always gonna be a hater and is born from the scum of the world

That swamp duck was in my boyfriends house really trying to get at him!

swamp duck by jaquel May 31, 2006

Cluster Duck 

An even more polite way to say "Cluster Fuck" without saying "Fuck". Especially in front of children, parents, administrators.

There was a huge cluster duck at the mall today.

These kids are such cluster ducks.

The cluster duck of ducks was overwhelming at the park today.

Cluster Duck by Top Men December 28, 2010

did you screw my duck

"Did you screw my duck?" is what to say if you're walking through a park and see someone person screwing a duck.

A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.

Spencer saw Doofus screwing a duck by the duck pond, and said "Did you screw my duck?"

"Yes," whimpered Doofus.

"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.

Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.

did you screw my duck by scodder June 6, 2010

Andrew Donald Duck 

A huge fail mostly at mw2, and ankle bending, people like this kid tend to be very bad at everything. Tends to be a showboat. Overall a good friend.

EXAMPLE 1:
Andrew: Watch that killcam.
Anonymous: What, you actually got a good kill.
Andrew: No, but i was in it!!!

Example 2: DUDE CHECK OUT THIS HARDSCOPE!

Example 3: Why are my ankles bleeding after skating, eh, must need some more tape! "Andrew Donald Duck"

Andrew Donald Duck by KniifeSniipezzG November 8, 2010

Dick Duck Fart 

From the Latin for "Say, lead, and bear": dic, duc, ferte. A stock response when you don't have anything to say or want to say something negative but don't want to hurt someone's feelings. It also serves as a greeting or an ice-breaker.

Girlfriend: I bought some new shoes today; you like them?

You: What can I say? Dick duck fart.

OR

*ring ring*

Kassie: Hello?

Mick: Dick duck fart.

Kassie: Oh, hi Mick, how are you?

Mick: ...

Kassie: ...

Mick: Dick duck fart.

Dick Duck Fart by McMeddles April 4, 2009