Monkey Bread 

Titled to be after a wild KJ that is in their natural habitat. A state of KJ which is thoroughly cooked and baked to pure perfection. The top being the most blackest and crispiest. The bottom buns being the most softest, plump, and tastiest and darkest pieces to ever have been savored. The best state being in the oven cooked at 450 Degrees until it's Vantablack.

TT: "Dude would you like to have some Monkey Bread?"

Bii Bii: "It's too black for me, I think I'd rather eat cinnamon sticks"

TT: "Good point" -Throws Out Monkey Bread-

Monkey Bread by WetKat October 5, 2023

garlic bread

mmmmmjjjj, garc bread..

nigga 1: yo what you eatin foo?
big black hungry nigga: garlic bread

garlic bread by alf6969 October 24, 2023

Get bread spread on 

To be flexed on by another person, either through them displaying money or showcasing an expensive item.

"I didn't expect to get bread spread on on today, but when John casually pulled out a wad of cash at lunch, or when Sarah flaunted her new designer watch, it caught me by surprise."

Get bread spread on by Gamergmaing66 November 16, 2023

Dolla Bread 

A Barbadian expression meaning to feel extreme excitement, happiness, or joy.

I feel like a dolla bead

Or

John feel like a dolla bread after getting that promotion.

Mary must feel like a dollar bread after passing that exam.

Dolla Bread by Flyingfish246 November 20, 2023

White bread mom 

White bread mom

went over to Chris's families house for Thankgiving and the dinner was great, typical, fairly predictable straight forward perfect white bread mom style turky day dinner

White bread mom by Mead's Mead November 27, 2023

cake bread 

slang coming from the battle rap community generally meaning to mess something up really bad but specifically to saying something incredibly stupid to the point of making zero to no sense especially while rapping.

Rapper 1 "bro spitting heat then studently stops and laughs"

Rapper 2 "i know you was about to cake bread bro don't lie"

Guy 1 "how did it picking up chicks at the bar go?"
Guy 2 " it was going really well but at the end i totally caked bread and blew it! i said i get a lot of ear wax in my right ear but not my left and i think its because of the moon cycle"
Guy 1 "what?
Guy 2 "exactly"

cake bread by toxic cowZ December 1, 2023

Alabama bread maker 

The act of eating out your sister while she has a yeast infection. Then spitting it into your sourdough starter while she screams, “ROLL TIDE!”

This bread is homemade from using the Alabama bread maker.

Alabama bread maker by SaladTossr December 17, 2023