Dick-Tits

elongated phallic shaped nipples that sway to and fro!

Just as I took her shirt off, OH MY GOD... SHE'S GOT DICK-TITS! {Abrupt projectile vomit}

by jib9119 August 20, 2013

Dick-A-Rounder

One who has no concept of time, takes their own time, while you wait on them.

We was late for the movie because brady is a Dick-A-Rounder!

by word0ninja August 27, 2013

Urban Dicked

Jokingly telling a friend about a word you created and then they immediately post it to Urban Dictionary, subsequently taking all the credit for your genius.

John you stole my word! Sorry Sara, you've just been Urban Dicked!

by Dr.XGirlfriend September 20, 2013

after dick delusion syndrome

After the women gets the d, in addition to the numbness of the lower limbs she becomes delusional and can no longer muster any rational thoughts and becomes hysterical because she has quite literally had her mind fucked.

I fucked Stacy so hard last night she went A.D.D.S. (after dick delusion syndrome) and started talking about her moms birthday party!

by The master of the d September 30, 2013

schmidt dick

A tiny penis. Usually worn by a male who considers himself big and works out a lot. Enjoys his own image in the mirror despite having a micro wang.

Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.

Oh boy. Look at that schmidt dick over there. He definitely is compensating for his tiny penis

by pseudonym 1 October 2, 2013

taped dick

What all hockey players do

#1 Bro, do u even tape
#2 obviously

Taped dick

by Johnathhon October 6, 2013

dick cheneyned

Being Dick Cheneyned is when one dicks your Cheney. The people who do this most often are asshats and rectal rockets who could cares less about anything you do. Most often they try and undermine you. Other forms of this word are, dicked Cheney...that's the only other form.

Dude Micheal just dick Cheneyned you! Why did you let him do it you shitclit?

by dennytriangle October 10, 2013