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Nobel Pieces Prize

The Nobel Pieces Prize is the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congress.

To the contrary, The Nobel Pieces Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for turning nation against nation, for the abolition or reduction of human and animal life as well as the infrastructure that once supported said life, for increasing standing armies and the weaponry that they use to blow everything to pieces and for the holding and promotion of war congress.
Dude 1: “Obama is so awesome. He’s totally proven that he deserves that Nobel Peace Prize that was awarded to him. He really wants to help people in the Middle East.”

Dude 2: “Really? If by 'help' you mean blowing Middle Eastern people to bits with an ongoing illegal US drone campaign. Then oh yeah! Jeez man. The only prize Obama has proven that he deserve the Nobel Pieces Prize.”
by m_piet July 23, 2013
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critical piece

The critical piece of this transaction is the valuation
by Rjp September 18, 2013
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foot pieces

Shoes, boots or any kind of footwear
Damn nigga look at that niggas foot pieces they fly..
by Dathonkycantdance February 3, 2014
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Opinion Piece

Someone who's appearance is very polarizing. Some think they are sexy, but others find them quite unappealing.
I know a lot of people don't like how Cate Blanchett looks, but I've always found her hot. Definitely an opinion piece.
by maximthemagnificent June 23, 2014
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pump piece

A girl who is repeatedly shagged hard. Pumping motion, I pumped her hard
I pumped her hard when we fucked, such a pump piece
by Wideboy55 May 12, 2015
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Three-piece slut

A loose female who, while not relationship material, is attractive enough to accompany you to formal events, and give you an enjoyable evening afterwards.
"Are you taking Tracy to your boss' wedding?"

"Nah son, we broke up. Gonna have to use my three-piece slut for this one!"
by DavieYo May 22, 2015
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8 piece from kfc

Be careful fam, you me and my homies will run an 8 piece from KFC on your ass.
by WhiteChocolateCarl April 26, 2016
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