m.o.f 

Short for Matter Of Fact.

Utterly confused with mofo
which is short for motherfucker.
The 2 are nothing alike.

girl: have you seen that girls hair it is sooooo tacky.
other girl: as a M.O.F i saw her yesterday and i think it looks good!

m.o.f by thatgirlissocool March 30, 2011

m.o.t.u. 

master of the universe also see charlie.
The "chosen" one. the "one".

chas is m.o.t.u.

m.o.t.u. by trinitybullshitter June 22, 2011

M.Leber 

a douche bag from the midwest. also could be called a nerd. loves to read and jerk off to NPR. he is a game nerd who thinks hes better than mclovin69 <---- even though hes a total muscular badass that whoops ass at DW and metalstorm

Douche
M.Leber

M.Leber by aidss July 25, 2011

M.I.L.F.I.T.M. 

A(milf in the making). A hot pregnant chick

"Dude your sister's a m.i.l.f.i.t.m."
Milf hot mom chick slut

M.I.L.F.I.T.M. by ralphdog August 16, 2011

M'Lottd 

Absolutely shitfaced drunk, while still being able to stand and mumble inanities.

He was so M'Lottd this is all we heard when he got home. "i wenta dog track...you know?...silly dog won!..so i got pissed..you know?...ah geez i piss myself...anyway...did i tell you the silly dog won?..........uhh what day is it?....oh no i piss myself....its crazy....think i might go to bed...bit hungry...might fry up some lettuce....owwwwww i burn myself.....owwwwwwwwww i did it again.......really hurts....didnt know this was your food?...people shouldnt assume you know?....come on..no..im not pissed....i had a few beers........................................................."

M'Lottd by jimbozee September 30, 2011

M B Self

A pseudonym found in pop culture, literature and academia referring to oneself. Literally M B Self = My Bad Self

The QB launched the ball down the field as time expired and exhibiting his 4.2 40 speed, M B self broke free to haul in the game winning TD.

M B Self by demongolemz December 2, 2011

M. Babcocked 

The Art of Snipering a female from unsuspecting men.

Tim and his girlfriend were hanging out at a party till Steve came out of nowhere and M. Babcocked my women out from under me.

The art of Cock blocking and stealing other guys women.

I hate getting Babcocked.

M. Babcocked by yougotservedson May 26, 2012